VAGINAS ON CANNABIS - Part 1.
A 3-Part Exploration of Weed and Vaginas
There appears to be a new (or not so new) craze going on. Women are consuming cannabis vaginally and their stories are pretty savoury. Both heterosexuals and lesbians are finding that showering their jewelry box with cannabis weed lube intensifies the overall sexual experience.
Here's one for you. Lesbian and Author Anna Pulley shares steamy highlights on her blog about her "Week of Sex While High on Every Marijuana Product Imaginable" and hits the reader straight forward with her opening statement, “It smells like weed down here,” my girlfriend said.
Now that is an attention getter no matter hetero or homo! The images it brings to mind are just down right funny. Imagining a vagina with a big blunt hanging out of it is just laughable, - or picturing a bong gently touching well inflamed vagina lips as it draws a long inhale and the smoke is puffed from the nostrils after a soothing journey up the torso into the head.
OK, so maybe this author isn't a Cosmo writer, however Krista McHarden is. Her story is one of a heterosexual nature. She states "When I first heard about a new lube infused with pot, I was all,"WTF is wrong with people?" and also, "When can I try it?" She goes on with the product description, "bring to your fingertips the power of ancient plant medicine to inspire deep healing and unlock profound pleasures." "Sounds good to me! Let's get high and then get freaky." (her words exactly!)
This author being male, had a strong sense of urgency to investigate further the vagina cannabis connection, and of course study both of these women's stories in depth so as to best be able to share their experiences of vaginal weed experimentation with you.
Krista says the lube should be applied before you are naturally lubricated. She states, "It comes in a spray bottle, which is difficult to operate upside down, so I applied it with my fingers while I was still dry. I'm not gonna lie, it was... odd and about as sexy as a pap smear. Not a great start."
Well if anything we know for sure, the weed lube product packaging was designed by a man! Hey, listen up all you cannabis vagina products manufactuers, - show a little vagina sensitivity and repackage so applying is quick, easy and pleasureable!
Krista goes on... "I did this and then waited about 15 minutes before getting hot and heavy with my dude. It hit me and it hit me hard, in the absolutely most delicious way. I was super relaxed and also super ready to go due to the fact that I was feeling so damn good! This was a mellow high that felt like a warm and very sexual hug, which is also what I was doing at the moment. We did it, and it was fun as hell, and I wanted to try it again." Of course, I had to ask myself: "Could I get addicted to putting weed up my vagina?" and the answer is, yes. Yes, I could. This is something that I'd only do with someone I felt fully comfortable getting weird with, and then only on special occasions. But during those times? Hell yes; it was a blast to be both completely relaxed and gorgeously sensuous and I can't believe I typed that and I hope my mom never reads this."
Whew... Thanks for that Krista!
Here is a great example of a heterosexual vagina that has tried weed lube along with a story that should be allowed time to sink in deeply.
We'll get back to exploring the vagina cannabis connection in part two discussing vagina highs picking it up with Anna the lesbians story.
Stay tuned and remember to always respect the vagina.